Tag: humor
member name: Beth G.
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June 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT --
I was answering the phones at work today, when a customer said, "Your garbage men must be like princesses today, because they would not lift the garbage today." I smirked at that, but remained . . .
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June 15, 2008 03:52 PM EDT --
My father died on April 18, 2007, and I feel his loss every single day. But I wanted to share a memory where I made him laugh. We were discussing politics, and it was before I had awaken for the day. Somehow . . .
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July 12, 2008 08:27 PM EDT --
My fiance and I went to a local carnival today. He won me an inflatable sword with the word pirate on it. Afterwords, we went grocery shopping. We got on the bus, and the bus driver says" No weapons . . .
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July 31, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and I thought it was really funny. Enjoy and have a great night everyone!
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me . . .
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August 04, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
Okay I was doing the Gather invite my friends thing, but I wanted to rewrite the invite, so it didn't come across so much as a form letter. So I got to the part of doing this only if you are . . .
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August 06, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I glanced over at the tv while I was trying to catch up on my gather, and they were talking about the anthrax doctor story. The part of this that struck me as being funny was they had a picture of a missing . . .
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August 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT --
Ah how you suck out my soul
I look at you and see a black hole
I put everything into you
Overwhelmed, I don't know what to do.
I brace myself for what will be next
Meanwhile I'll attempt . . .
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September 05, 2008 10:52 PM EDT --
Okay I've been getting this one a lot lately, and it is hilarious in how insulting it is. It allegedly comes from Ebay, and it states, Dumb and poor? Here's a simply way to make money!
It's . . .
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June 09, 2008 08:13 PM EDT --
This is a funny incident that happened with me, my niece Michaela, and my nephew Max. We were at Barnes and Noble one day when they were about 8 and 6. I was looking for a magazine to flip through while . . .
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June 10, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Oh why must llamas sneeze on you
When you are trying to feed them at the zoo
The snot is disgusting on your face to no end
The pointing and laughing I could not fend.
(This happened . . .
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June 11, 2008 09:53 PM EDT --
My colleague today, she does collections work for a garbage comlpany. Anyway, she unfortunately had an irate customer who wanted to move his garage can to the middle of the street so we could get fined. . . .
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June 09, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
on the bus! My 6 year old (then) nephew announced to me when he got home from kindergarten. lol. Kids start younger and younger these days. haha.
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